Different views on an ordinary life.
Things I have said lately:
“There are both a tooth and a fork in the bathroom. Explain.”
“You may not eat Gatorade powder.”
“I would like to hear the word ‘penis’ less often.”
“No one may touch anyone else’s earlobes for the rest of the day.”
“We need to find the source of this smell.”
“There will be no throwing of dog poop.”
“Peeing out the fire is not effective.”
“You may not post pictures of caterpillars on your cousin’s crush’s Instagram.”
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